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Is there even help for people who spell hallucinations like… THAT!?I was trying to find an episode of Bones… The next thing I googled to find this ep was fridge blows up and I pressed enter before realising that I should put “Bones” in that search too… In the search results there was a youtube video of a fridge that gets blown up. 
Why? Help. Internet… *shakes head*

Is there even help for people who spell hallucinations like… THAT!?

I was trying to find an episode of Bones… The next thing I googled to find this ep was fridge blows up and I pressed enter before realising that I should put “Bones” in that search too… In the search results there was a youtube video of a fridge that gets blown up.

Why? Help. Internet… *shakes head*

posted 3 days ago

sucm:

why he lick me

sucm:

why he lick me


sammythinks:

July 7th - 362 days - Ziva and McGee, set 1/4

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  • New CBS employee: Yo, man, I can't find the stapler.
  • Old CBS employee: That's because we don't have any.
  • New CBS employee: What? Why don't you have staplers?
  • Old CBS employee: Upper management thought it would be a waste of resources.
  • New CBS employee: Well the what the fuck do I use to join these two pieces of paper together??
  • Old CBS employee: *opens drawer*
  • Old CBS employee: Take your pick. You want big, little, metallic, colorful...?
  • New CBS employee:
  • New CBS employee:
  • New CBS employee: Why the hell do you have 500 paperclips in your drawer?
  • Old CBS employee: You must be new here.

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After learning my flight was detained 4 hours,
I heard the announcement:
If anyone in the vicinity of gate 4-A understands any Arabic,
Please come to the gate immediately.

Well—one pauses these days. Gate 4-A was my own gate. I went there.
An older woman in full traditional Palestinian dress,
Just like my grandma wore, was crumpled to the floor, wailing loudly.
Help, said the flight service person. Talk to her. What is her
Problem? we told her the flight was going to be four hours late and she
Did this.

I put my arm around her and spoke to her haltingly.
Shu dow-a, shu- biduck habibti, stani stani schway, min fadlick,
Sho bit se-wee?

The minute she heard any words she knew—however poorly used—
She stopped crying.

She thought our flight had been canceled entirely.
She needed to be in El Paso for some major medical treatment the
Following day. I said no, no, we’re fine, you’ll get there, just late,

Who is picking you up? Let’s call him and tell him.
We called her son and I spoke with him in English.
I told him I would stay with his mother till we got on the plane and
Would ride next to her—Southwest.

She talked to him. Then we called her other sons just for the fun of it.

Then we called my dad and he and she spoke for a while in Arabic and
Found out of course they had ten shared friends.

Then I thought just for the heck of it why not call some Palestinian
Poets I know and let them chat with her. This all took up about 2 hours.

She was laughing a lot by then. Telling about her life. Answering
Questions.

She had pulled a sack of homemade mamool cookies—little powdered
Sugar crumbly mounds stuffed with dates and nuts—out of her bag—
And was offering them to all the women at the gate.

To my amazement, not a single woman declined one. It was like a
Sacrament. The traveler from Argentina, the traveler from California,
The lovely woman from Laredo—we were all covered with the same
Powdered sugar. And smiling. There are no better cookies.

And then the airline broke out the free beverages from huge coolers—
Non-alcoholic—and the two little girls for our flight, one African
American, one Mexican American—ran around serving us all apple juice
And lemonade and they were covered with powdered sugar too.

And I noticed my new best friend—by now we were holding hands—
Had a potted plant poking out of her bag, some medicinal thing,

With green furry leaves. Such an old country traveling tradition. Always
Carry a plant. Always stay rooted to somewhere.

And I looked around that gate of late and weary ones and thought,
This is the world I want to live in. The shared world.

Not a single person in this gate—once the crying of confusion stopped
—has seemed apprehensive about any other person.

They took the cookies. I wanted to hug all those other women too.
This can still happen anywhere.

Not everything is lost.

"
Naomi Shihab Nye (b. 1952), “Wandering Around an Albuquerque Airport Terminal.” I think this poem may be making the rounds, this week, but that’s as it should be. (via awelltraveledwoman)

I want moving gifs when I’m on the tumblr app…

posted 1 month ago

candy-cane-castiel:

springtimecas:

wilhedivahater:

byronpunk:

jadebloods:

scottiemcchottie:

narcissusmetamorphosis:

we have all read fanfiction that we shouldn’t have

just a few favorite tags

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just open up tag viewer on this post and settle in with a snack cause ain’t nobody sleeping tonight, friends

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installing tag viewer for this was the best decision i ever made

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this is so tragically beautiful

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Where do people find these

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henteye:

jesusinc:

Imagine you’re 16 and you’ve just realized you might be gay. You’re being bullied, so reach out to your school for help – they send you to a chaplain. He says that being gay is a disease and you need to be cured.
Sound outrageous? The Australian government has just decided that’s what should happen in schools all over the country. The Federal Budget was just released with $245 million to send chaplains from anti-gay religious groups into schools instead of qualified social workers.
There’s still a chance to stop it. The Opposition is about to decide if they should pass the budget in full, seek to amend it or block it entirely. If this secret religious agenda doesn’t make headlines, it could be forgotten and passed without debate.
Help raise the alarm and stop tax money from being spent to bully vulnerable students. We only have days. Join me and sign the petition here

you don’t have to live in Australia to sign this so everybody should be signing it tbh

henteye:

jesusinc:

Imagine you’re 16 and you’ve just realized you might be gay. You’re being bullied, so reach out to your school for help – they send you to a chaplain. He says that being gay is a disease and you need to be cured.

Sound outrageous? The Australian government has just decided that’s what should happen in schools all over the country. The Federal Budget was just released with $245 million to send chaplains from anti-gay religious groups into schools instead of qualified social workers.

There’s still a chance to stop it. The Opposition is about to decide if they should pass the budget in full, seek to amend it or block it entirely. If this secret religious agenda doesn’t make headlines, it could be forgotten and passed without debate.

Help raise the alarm and stop tax money from being spent to bully vulnerable students. We only have days.
Join me and sign the petition here

you don’t have to live in Australia to sign this so everybody should be signing it tbh


heroin-ghost:

*ATTENTION EVERYONE* I never thought I would have to do this.. My 15 year old sister is missing… She’s been gone for almost 2 weeks now, and her location is unknown. She lives in the Dallas, Texas area but could be ANYWHERE. Please reblog. It could save her life. I may not have many followers but I hope I have a few that will try to help me.. Please please please spread this. Get the word out. Bring my sister home. Please.. Just one reblog could save her life..


Note: Never attempt to drink anything while watching Sherlock. It mightwill crack you up and make you spill your drink everywhere!

posted 1 month ago

dreamwet:

princesszeldafitzgerald:

OKAY SHIT EVERYBODY LISTEN 
SO I GOOGLED THIS BECAUSE I WANTED TO KNOW WHERE IT WAS FROM AND I FOUND OUT WHAT THE MOVIE WAS CALLED AND SHIT 
AND THE GIRL IN THIS PICTURES NAME IS MOLLY STEWART
MOLLY STEWART
AND IF I DO REMEMBER PROPERLY
SCHOOLGIRL BY DAY AND ALTER EGO BY NIGHT IS THE ENTIRE PLOT OF HANNAH MONTANA 
IN WHICH THE MAIN CHARACTERS NAME IS 
MILEY STEWART
THEY LITERALLY BASED A CHILDRENS FRANCHISE OFF AN 80S MOVIE ABOUT CHILD HOOKERS

holy shit

Ok, this has been in my drafts for litterally more than 9 months and I’ve finally gotten around to watching the movie.
IT IS AN INTENSE.SCARY. HORROR-TYPE hookers-get-killed, let’s have a 15 year old hooker catch the murderer MOVIE THAT HAS NOTHING; NADA; ZILCH TO DO WITH the fucn PLOT OF HANNAH MONTANA!!! At all!
Srsly, it is scary… if you watch it alone. waaaay past midnight… over any out.

dreamwet:

princesszeldafitzgerald:

OKAY SHIT EVERYBODY LISTEN 

SO I GOOGLED THIS BECAUSE I WANTED TO KNOW WHERE IT WAS FROM AND I FOUND OUT WHAT THE MOVIE WAS CALLED AND SHIT 

AND THE GIRL IN THIS PICTURES NAME IS MOLLY STEWART

MOLLY STEWART

AND IF I DO REMEMBER PROPERLY

SCHOOLGIRL BY DAY AND ALTER EGO BY NIGHT IS THE ENTIRE PLOT OF HANNAH MONTANA 

IN WHICH THE MAIN CHARACTERS NAME IS 

MILEY STEWART

THEY LITERALLY BASED A CHILDRENS FRANCHISE OFF AN 80S MOVIE ABOUT CHILD HOOKERS

holy shit

Ok, this has been in my drafts for litterally more than 9 months and I’ve finally gotten around to watching the movie.

IT IS AN INTENSE.SCARY. HORROR-TYPE hookers-get-killed, let’s have a 15 year old hooker catch the murderer MOVIE THAT HAS NOTHING; NADA; ZILCH TO DO WITH the fucn PLOT OF HANNAH MONTANA!!! At all!

Srsly, it is scary… if you watch it alone. waaaay past midnight… over any out.


And while the self-proclaimed “rest of the world” complains about ESC I’m sitting here in Europe, no TV, just enough internet to go on tumblr, waiting for the rain to fkn stop so I can sleep…

posted 2 months ago

thebuttfuckingbelievers:

alt-j:

caseyaunthony:

i dont get this picture

obviously some sloppy fuck left their orange peels on the ground and Hillary Clinton happened to be skating by and slipped on them. Not to hard to understand. She still smilin doe

Hillary Clinton

Duh(ff)

thebuttfuckingbelievers:

alt-j:

caseyaunthony:

i dont get this picture

obviously some sloppy fuck left their orange peels on the ground and Hillary Clinton happened to be skating by and slipped on them. Not to hard to understand. She still smilin doe

Hillary Clinton

Duh(ff)


edensmachine:

mdhorrible:

Reading a cute one-shot

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Finding out that it actually has 33 chapters

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Seeing that it’s still updating

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And that the last update was only 12 hours ago

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This person is living the dream


pretenditsnotstarbucks:

meteorshowr:

smile like a dog wearing a sombrero

he looks so free

pretenditsnotstarbucks:

meteorshowr:

smile like a dog wearing a sombrero

he looks so free